So stay tuned!). Piece of bread! What happens if we squish them all together. I don't want to pressure myself into writing this much every day, though. In fact, there's an entire subreddit for that: r/iamsorandom. My life was completely different when I got this phone: I was 11 years old, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing this text. But RatGuy? I’m wondering as I type whether my newfound political correctness is appreciated amongst you, I don’t recall completely but this tome used to contain blatant racism and sexism to the highest degree. Isn’t that fantamismo? This is a short skit entitled: ninjas: explorers of time and space! Bye! hereby declares that the sayings ‘easy as pie’ and ‘piece of cake’ are now changed to ‘easy as bread’ and ‘piece of bread’. Have you heard of the Library of Babel? I guess? They’re like diaries but less boring to write and read. Dreams do that sometimes. Nevermind. I know this because after an hour of trying with a breadknife and lots of blood it looks very similar. Imagine if you coulde only move forwards in the third dimension at the same rate. hitler was happily taking over Austria and Poland when he then decided to take over France but France built a big wall thing to keep him out on the border between france and Germany so all Hitler did was go through Belgium to get to France and THAT is when our story is taking place.) He gets a strange look in his eye: Ambition. Pretty long, but not as long as the top two LTEs (FlamingChicken and Hermnerps, both with around 200,000 characters). you probably could stay at home all day and live of the dole and eat cheetos and live a reasonable life, but why dont you? For Halloween, people will carve watermelons instead of pumpkins. You… you m-m-mean that The Boss called? Fishermen used to go slow in boats, so we can remove the g forces, and we a left with ‘od’. and unborn chicken embryo starts running towards you, picks up a knife and starts screaming “MAMA! I think it might be like a Twinkie or something)and twinkies(wow so is doesn’t really matter which is which because he eats both(i may have just done that so I didn’t have to Google what a fat cake is (right now I am typing on my iPhone 3gs anyway, which has a broken antenna so i can’t get internet anyway (it’s actually a really funny story that i’ll tell you sometime)))and sit in his man cave with his friend named Joe (an ACTUAL friend, not a fri end)and all Joe does is watch sports like football with bob and all bob does is gamble ferociously (don’t ask(it means he buys all those bags of chips that say “win a free monkey or something if you find a banana in your bag*”(if there is a little star it means there is fine print so I always check the back of the package) *flips over the package* okay, it says: “one of our workers accidentally threw a banana in the packing machine and we don’t want to get sued so we did this promotion thing” cool. I have a conspiracy theory! Oh wait, it’s snow! So i heard about this new scam( never mind its actually old( like your mother( i’m hilarious, i know( and possibly quite offensive))) where you get say ten people to each give you €10, and you give them £15 back. Anyways, I’ve decided to get a pet. You know those pillow where if you put them on one end they are dark and on the other end they are shiny? Look it up on YouTube! I just got word that we will be speaking to a memebr of this protest shortly. And I would have links to places like YouTube and twitter (or whatever you young’uns go to these days! why learn the guitar? Noooooo! Securitee where is Circcy!! That decade brought be a lot of memories. I remember thinking it was a fun word even back then. Literally all I do anymore is write this LTE. Another kitten, a fairly shrewd manx cat called ‘The Black Paws’ was hired by another cat, who has a large portion of KittyNibbles himself. Im now but a frail old man with a typpewriter, penning his prose to the sky hoping that some flaming chicken somewhere will read this, and I can form these words to a cane and bop her upside the head with it. Another one of my BRILLIANT ideas gone down the tubes. “Yes, I was just wondering what Big, men , ooo, not bees, Bills , and sickness have to so with the Illuminati! But on it was handwriting… THAT I COULDNT READ. And how did you get backstage? I clenched the red metal ball with all my might. I have her post code written on the back of my phone. Ba bum. Well, not really "out loud" because I'm typing this, and you can't technically be loud through text. The cake is a lie! Viesa too, actually. APRIL FOOLS FOOL! For example, I just used "e" as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. Perfect. Don’t ‘They’ always say to make a story believable!? If you are a text message addict, this is your community. One day, I should translate this entire LTE into Viesa. Someone starts pounding his fists. to rearrange letters in order to make a word from letters).. section 777 of the rainbow fluffysheep handbook STATES that the king of oddly colored farm animals (thats me!) Take the word ‘weird’ as an example. we had bacon, ham and chicken but no turkey. Ba bum. That was fun. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. Leonardo de Caprio. Another song I can play on the piano is All Star by Smash Mouth. “What you have to is multiply the elephants by five, and divide by three” “Oh, I was so close!”. Me and Ludwig made this during Thanksgiving. I always went to those to see if anyone left their money in. Some people say that doesn’t count. You can't see me right now, but I'm typing with my nose! Hello, I have returned after yet another long absence. But one person decided not to stop using "Once upon a time", and used it at the beginning of this story. Dill pickle (not a gherkin) Egg (from a chicken) Eggplant (from a dead chicken turned into dirt by mushrooms) Fig (figrolls) Fish (i wish for a fish to decorate my dish) Grain (good rain) Hot sauce (frank hot sauce) Icecream (not even a real food!) They have a ‘how to go to negative pages section too! ^-^ [come on! And they were henceforth called ‘the loner benches’. I got one! *I smack him with my amazing shepherd cane and he shoots into the nearest star*. Alas, This is as far as I have gotten. I don’t know what your opinion is on that subject, but I think it’s an awful idea, at least in my school. You know we’re not paying you guys right? Well, at least 213 minutes to spare. This wouldn’t have been so bad, but at the competition they were giving away free stuff. I’ll go to page three now. The end. first i woke up, ate choco pops for breakfast even tho i always hate it when people say that cause i get jealous and super hungry. I will punch that piece of wood so hard that it creates a wormhole in the 6th dimension! Baa ba bab abaa baaa aaaba, ababa baa baab (ba ababa bbaa ab), aa bba ba? Maybe it's time to get a bigger vocabulary? I might not even paste the whole thing. I think I'll do that. Do coats keep you warm, or do they preserve heat? just yesterday, i was typing something on google docs and i found the new best font : roboto. Well try the new pre-mixed ketchoke! Maybe? Just hire one of are many Sheep Protection Officers to put them on for you Do you ever hate your boss? By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". You know for a FACT that the shop just across town sells them for one-fifty. Here is what I got: FoulSoup31, XxInternalAle10xX, StrengthenedFillet49458, MediocreElectrode20, and EpicRedditFan7515. what are you seeing out of it? Forbid. hopefully this doesnt permanently damage my spine or anything when i get back to gravity. That seems kind of unlikely though. Goodnight. Remember the fishermen from before! Like what the hooey! My sister keeps typing into this LTE without my consent, and I keep having to delete it all. Oh yea. So get ready for a new and improved loteev! No what I think about it though, the moon pulling on the water is kinda even crazier than that. I haven’t been ending these sections with goodbyes recently. I think I'm gonna stop writing for today. The government has hidden tiny knives inside of ice-cream to STAB YOUR TEETH! I’m back! I'm gonna check to see if it's at a million now. Is that even LeGaL?! I can speak Toki Pona fluently, by the way. That means that if the ninja punches faster than the speed of sound (a lot faster though) then he will be able to compress the board into a space time warping black hole) The Writer is plunged into the endless oblivion of the cascading incomprehension that is the sixth dimension. And all the adults were like, “Wow, those are the most useless toys EVER!! Well, that's probably not true, because I probably would have discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to... okay, I really need to stop now. What temperature would it be in Egypt? I’m back! your sure to find the videos made by lumberpile(close enough))))) they taste so bad you throw up everywhere! Wait what is this ?? Guys… I’ve changed alot ok… There’s new thing i gotta say… This is like a new year for me… Not even, a new era… A 2.0 on existence. good job! You just let it go at the top of a hill and it walks itself my circle can only talk in circles, or ovals too since it speaks multiple language. first ill pop back in time (((<))) section 55555 of the rainbow fluffysheep handbook STATES that the fifth dimension should exist, with code-accessible layers. Happy Pi Day! That's pretty cool. what is going to happen next? First of all, as you know, it costs around $60 to buy a single ink cartridge!! Get the new FluffySheep Astronaut Suit to protect you from your shepherd! That would be painful. If we cant get it by going to war, then either we play violent video-games or we beat strangers!! Order now and get a free Ferrari too! Buy some right now for only €1 a month (talks really fast) warning: not actual ‘insurance’, it’s actually ‘inch your ants’ which is a bag of inchworms and ants this company is not responsible for deep regret after purchases*** (clapclapclapclapclapapplauseapplause) Welcome back to AHAGAHAGGGHGHGHGHGGG!!!!!! There's a countdown on the livestream to when it ends, and it says 181 days, 9 hours, 12 minutes, and 3 seconds. What did all the most important people in egypt do when they were not prosecuting the poor? I should make my own subreddit. I figured out a great business plan! In chronological order: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill OS, and Crap OS X. Caillou OS is the most viewed video on my main channel, which is unsurprising since Caillou is pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. DO NOT get a pet square, they suckkk theyre never there for you if you know what I mean. {o0.} In section 1029384756 of the rainbow fluffysheep handbook it says that if the mug of oddly colored farm animals (me again) offends any reader, he is sincerely sorry *citation not needed because of section 12345679 of the RFSH*. Which means instead of selling these cornflakes: Box height: 1 meter; Box length: 1 meter; Box width: 1 meter; Percent of cornflake that is cornflake ( not air): 100%; Percent of box filled with bag: 100%; Percent of bag filled with cornflakes: 100%; Production cost: 10 cents; they could sell these: Box height, width & length: 0.9 meters; Percent of cornflake that is cornflake ( not air): 90%; Percent of box filled with bag: 90%; Percent of bag filled with cornflakes: 90%; Production cost: 9 cents; they would make double the profits! I like waffles. We will eat all the beef jerky we want! Eventually, the user turns off the computer enough times that there are no more chances left, the bomb explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. Since I died, i didn’t get any topics. You know, I should stop putting things in here when I know I'm gonna cringe at them later. I have typed my mental breakdowns to soothe them. We have our rights, you know!!! this isn’t just some SIDE project. You still have the pay the doctors fee even if you are not sick! I need write all o the funny things that happen in my life in here. Anyways, goodnight. It is a hoax and a sham and a scam and spam and all that jazz ( I highly doubt that all of the times I’ll write the word ‘ghost’ in the future will add up to the length of this bracketry)). no humans could ever create such a supply of these things, only ai could. As I was saying: we used to skate around on a skateboard together. I’m also practicing typing in real typing ehich I can’t remember the nam of but it makes b=me sick but I’m getting real real fast. I can hear you! I’ll leave that question for you guys to figure out! All hail the ninjapeeps! I mean, 50GB is about 50 trillion characters. And when the tab isn't open, I'm pretty sure it just stops pasting, so you have to keep the tab open if you want it to continue. Like ‘evaporation’, more like flying up to the sky knowing that it’s your final moment – ation! I just checked to see if my old Weebly website still exists, since there's an Atch OS download on there and I wanted to see if it dissapeared from existence or not. Communists! It is an app where you tune your guitar (obviously). And today I’m going to be talking about a very different scenario. Or the NVHSOTC. These are the first few words of the new… the best … the Longest Text In The Entire History Of The Known Universe! It’s a title only few in the world have. Have any of these things happened to you? Oh well, I just hope this LTE passes exactly 230,634 characters. Isn’t talking to yourself the DEFINITION of crazy? It’s great! This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. If I type one word per secoond, then I can type 3600 words in an hour. Too much work. I'm back again. Ahhh. {poof} wow! If you're wondering what the least common word is, well, it's actually a tie between a bunch of words that are only used once, and I don't wanna have to list them all here. Kutools for Excel is a powerful add-in that frees you from performing time-consuming operations in Excel, such as combine sheets quickly, merge cells without losing data, paste to only visible cells, count cells by color and so on. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code. Why is orange so popular? Now she's playing a song by Green Day. free from the prison cell i call the boundaries of untrue info. We are not doing this anymore) was a president before Donald (finally) Duck! The first time, I didn't save it. So “I like eating my waffles” becomes “I like etin ma wafes”. I knew about the existence of furries years before this, but I didn’t know much about it until this time. Probprobprobprobleeeeeemsomomo! Bye. Hey, I just had a cool realization. Also included is a satisfaction guarantee: if you are not satisfied with this product, then there is a full refund money back guarantee. And I was gonna keep this a secret, but just now I did this thing where if you take the first letter of each sentence, it spells out "VARIOUS". Maybe that’s why they thought sea monsters existed. without them, we'd all be yelling and screaming all the time. I should go now. My sister's alarm clock has been going off for half an hour and I haven't turned it off. Welcome back loyal fan of the Rainbow FluffySheep club! Colloquial. Helllllo and welcome to my show! Although it will be added to the original LoTeEv, this part will be a new beginning, a fresh chronicle!!! See what wrong here!?!? anyways, this time is strange. There is a cat named joe who owns a bowl filled with a dry collection of the most cat food in the world, which goes by the name of KittyNibbles. There once was a cat. Email all the answers to me atrainbowflufysheep123@gmail.com, for a chance to win a response from me and a chance to tell me what you think of this site! (and if you cut a grape in half and put it in the microwave it will make plasma (just thought you’d like to know that)) Earbuds could be cherries because they always have the two cherries which are like the ear things! I remember hearing HOME - Resonance for the first time in a Discord voice chat, and it was magical. *finally takes a breath after typing a few hundred words about fri-ends* so what now? I was called "Infinite Budgets" back then. So? I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. I've got 1,500 to go. Right, I remember! Also, remember when I said I put waffles in the toaster? MAMA!” you are so scared that you grab the nearest weaponry (a spoon) and poke the hideous beast. She says "it's repetitive", "the sounds they use don't sound like music", and she doesn't like how it doesn't have lyrics. I’ll admit I haven’t read anything about my rainbow fluffysheepness in forever, and thus I am unable to remember literally anything about it. k im back. Not out of fear for my life because of the impending imminent doom, but out of a pure piqued curiosity. Hopefully you know what I mean when I say that. I'd hate to be aware of someone reading this entire thing... like, if I had to sit and watch a family member or something read this entire text, I would cringe so hard. A deep voice. what can really bring us joy once we get to that point? I AM SO ANGRY AND THAT IS WHY I AM USING CAPITAL LETTERS!!! If he does eat it, the Fluff would have a monopoly of sorts on his selling of KNibbles for toys such as tons of rubber mice. While you figure that out, i’ll be sleeping, see ya : ) ///// I will not explain: —– There once was a cat. Hmmmm… Lets see. I mean, minus the four month gap, my estimation is that I’ve only been writing this for not even two weeks. Baa baaa BAAA!!! Well ONSIE! Now I turned it into landscape and I feel so freeeeeee!!! We are literally paying to give ourselves problems! Go ahead, put it on your lappel next to your badge of boy scouts for not being sexist and letting girls into boy scout (speaking of this: they changed Canada’s national anthem from “all thy sons command” to “All thy peoples command”. It would be nice if someone else was writing their own LTE along with me. But alas, I have not a strong bone left in my body. I’m back! Bye! What would you like to order, moisuer? Now that I think about it, he probably gets the money wholesale from the mint. First, i put a function into a header file. and you are saved! I've made a few movies with it myself, and many other people use it to make interesting stuff. I'm gonna type whatever comes to my head now. Bzzt* Ummm It’s my favourite number! That was one of my favorite memes. WELL IT IS A COOL SONG WITH FASCINATING LYRICS HERE IT IS TYPED BY YOUR TOOTHY: To be or not to be That is the question What is nobler in the mind Through the toils of slings and arrows Of great fortune And when i slept i had a dream A dream of great sorrow And i will have that dream At least until tomorrow! No, we are actually japanese, not texan. ... Thankfully, I'm here to explain some common text-message greetings to all you novice texters and/or alien life forms who plan to take over the earth some day with texting. Wouldn't it be fun if we all had our own LTEs? I'm not even into that stuff as much anymore. 300+ powerful features / functions for Excel 2019, 2016, 2013, 2010, 2007 or Office 365! I'm just gonna estimate that it was March 12, based on the amount of times I said goodnight before I said "Happy Pi Day". BEWARE IF YOU LIVE IN: The UK, Spain, Hungary, Latvia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Greece, Denmark and Armenia. It's also a pretty cool language. Play all the commercials at 100x speed! Bye! In my young and untrained eyes I thought of sam as a threat, hiding around the corner with a water gun, ready to splash me with another 1000 words of texts just as I was about to pull ahead. So I have to use Microsoft Edge for now. In fact, right now I'm pressing Ctrl+S after every sentence! My LTE isn't even the longest yet, but perhaps in the future, when it is the longest, people will be challenging themselves to read the entire thing. But I'm learning it, at least. But of course, she regained her hate and abandoned it. Its a PARADOX!!! I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. you know how EVERY child hates brussels sprouts! A lot of people thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend at the time, and I did livestreams on YouTube and stuff. when SUDDENLY a cow sneaks up behind you and makes a 200-Decible half moo half evil laugh (like this: mmwoaohoaohoa))) thats what ‘they’ sound like. #Include “lifesimulator.h” void life(socialsecuritynum){ If (youremotion == “bored” && bool havejob == “false”){cout << “come and work at the c++ factory, where we code robots to take your job!!! Wellllllcome back to The Wheeeeeeeeeeeel of Death ™! There's zero need to make unneccesary deadlines. Black. lowercase letters are also cool. In fact, vegetarians kill MORE than carnivores. By Alexis Kleinman. (Yes, I speak Japanese, another random surprise DESTINED FOR GREEEEEAAAAATTTTTNEEESSS!) I probably write about… 100 words a day.
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