Me and Chandler live right across the hall. PAUL: (LAUGHING) That's one way! ROSS: Mmm. PAUL: Isn't there? (EXIT JOEY) FRANNIE: Paul the wine guy? (WALKS TO DOOR AND OPENS IT TO LEAVE) JOEY: Hey, Paul. RACHEL: Come on Daddy, listen to me! He’s just some guy I work with! Well, it matters to me! THE ONE WHERE MONICA GETS A NEW ROOMMATE (THE PILOT) (SCENE 1: CENTRAL PERK. CHANDLER: Finally, I figure, I better answer it. Script Downloads You Should Read During Awards Season February 5, 2021; The Hero’s Journey Breakdown: The Last Starfighter January 18, 2021; 15 Simple Screenplay Rules You Need to Know January 17, 2021; Stowe Story Labs and Coverfly Partner for Writer Success Program in 2021 January 14, 2021; Interview with Arc Studio screenwriting software founder: … You're angry. ROSS: You guys. And she worked to get it. Had that dream. You\'ll receive the next newsletter in your inbox. Don’t have time to read the entire thing? (TO ANOTHER MAN) Can you give this to that guy over there? RACHEL: Hello, Paul. MONICA: - leg? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life. JOEY: Ross, let me ask you a question. Odblokuj dostęp do 8334 filmów i seriali premium od oficjalnych dystrybutorów! With feelings. 107 - The One With The Blackout. If you want to learn how to write a tv pilot… (THEY GO TO HUG BUT ROSS'S UMBRELLA OPENS. But did you know that the original script for the Pilot episode of Friends was a lot different to the one you saw on TV? My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. It's just two people going out to dinner and - not having sex. This is not even a date. Even if I could get it together enough to - to ask a woman out... who am I gonna ask? They-- they seemed to take it pretty well. When all of a sudden- (TO WAITRESS, WHO HAS BROUGHT HER COFFEE) Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! These scripts are not the original scripts, only transcripts as they have been transcribed from the show. MAN: Uhh... Miss... More coffee? So... Who? Me, I - I went for the watch. MONICA: Shut up, and put my table back. But your love, oh your love, your love... is like a giant pigeon... crapping on my heart. WAITRESS: Can I get you some coffee? ROSS: Come on, you made coffee! If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference. HE SITS, DEFEATED AGAIN) I told Mom and Dad last night. I can't marry him! CHANDLER: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Can I tell you what the answer is? 1. MONICA: All right. Scripts. I mean what if you get one woman - and that's it? She really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it gets a little red. I'll never have grandchildren," was what? It's just not a great butt. I'm sorry. ALL: Oh, yeah. "Hey Rach, you ready to jump out of an airplane without a parachute?" TO CHANDLER AND JOEY) I helped! Log in or link your magazine subscription, Andy Samberg Texted Colin Jost for a Dick Pic During, The 101 Greatest Endings in Movies History. The pilot introduces six twenty-something friends … Does he sell it, drink it, or he just complains a lot? There's gotta be something wrong with him! All rights reserved. I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! A hump and a hairpiece? (RACHEL CUTS ALL CARDS. PHOEBE: Oh no, don't hate. [SCENE 3: SUBWAY: BLEECKER ST.] MONICA: Oh really? Independence, taking control of your life, the whole "hat" thing. RACHEL: Well, actually, thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. Mar 31, 2020 - Full screenplay of Friends Pilot Episode with preprinted autographs of cast members: This full script document used in the production provide details of the scene, characters and dialogue and tells the film production team what they need to film. Independence, taking control of your life, the whole "hat" thing. MONICA: Just breathe, breathe. I mean what if you get one woman - and that's it? PHOEBE: Just, cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl - oh! JOEY: Yeah, I'm an actor. I am so sorry. Full screenplay of Friends Pilot Episode with preprinted autographs of cast members: This full script document used in the production provide details of the scene, characters and dialogue and tells the film production team what they need to film. Here's a little tip. This is the initial first step in order to get you really stuck into the process of deconstructing your three favorite TV shows: outlining them. ROSS: All right. ROSS: (SQUATTING AND READING INSTRUCTIONS) I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little whim guys. JOEY: (BURSTS OUT LAUGHING AGAIN) I can't believe you didn't know it was a line! Thank God! 50 of the best TV scripts to download and study to improve your writing. CHANDLER: Oh, how well you know me. MONICA: There's nothing to tell! I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. ROSS: Split it? MONICA: I know, he's just so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco? And it turns out it's my mother, which is very very weird, because - she never calls me. (TO RACHEL) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and - you remember my brother Ross? ROSS: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God-- No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your - (THINKS) - big lizards. PHOEBE: Ooh! Paul, was it? 313 Monica And Richard Are Just Friends; 314 Phoebe's Ex-Partner; 315 Ross And Rachel Take A Break; 316 The Morning After; 317 The Ski Trip; 318 The Hypnosis Tape; 319 The Tiny T-Shirt; 320 The Dullhouse; 321 The Chick And The Duck; 322 The Screamer; 323 Ross's Thing; 324 The Ultimate Fighting Champion; 325 At The Beach; SEASON 4. 21 Questions - Developed by: Anira - Developed on: 2009-06-01 - 36,035 taken - User Rating: 3.3 of 5 - 24 votes - 4 people like it MONICA: Oh God? ROSS: (NORMAL VOICE) No, go on! Photo: NBC. (CHANDLER AND JOEY HAVE APPARENTLY FINISHED A BOOKCASE, BUT THERE IS A BIT LEFT OVER) (TO THE GANG) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. PAUL: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her - HE SITS, DEFEATED AGAIN). They-- they seemed to take it pretty well. SCENE 4: ROSS'S APARTMENT (THE GUYS ARE ASSEMBLING FURNITURE), You got to under, between us (POINTS TO JOEY AND HIMSELF), we haven't had a relationship that's lasted longer than a Mento. A wrong number? PHOEBE: (SINGS) What I said... CHANDLER: Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound. Rachel runs into old friends and gets really upset about her life, so the girls try to cheer her up and they spy on George Stephanopoulos. I can't stop smiling. MONICA: You mean you know Paul like I know Paul? MONICA: No you don't. CHANDLER, RACHEL, AND JOEY PRETEND TO BE TALKING TO BE OCCUPIED WITH OTHER THINGS. ROSS: No no no, go - CHANDLER: "Look, Geppetto, I'm a real live boy." The Wine Guy! Hi! Oh yeah, SO MUCH different. ROSS: Okay. CHANDLER: All right, Joey. (Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits as two lines above are included - Thanks) THE PILOT (1) [setting: night club] JERRY: To me, the whole concept of fear of success is proof that we are definitely scraping the bottom of the fear barrel. MONICA: There's nothing to tell! Sometime? JOEY: I can't believe what I'm hearing here. No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha - It's a metaphor, Daddy! ALL: Hey! Well, it matters to me! No “best TV scripts to download” list would be complete without Friends. ROSS: No, no don't! watch 01:33. (GAZES OUT OF THE WINDOW) ROSS: Oh. ROSS: You guys. I just don't love him. (EXIT RACHEL TO HER BEDROOM. Paul, was it? RACHEL: (GROAN) Excuse me. CHANDLER: Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV - what did you get? (ALL PRESENT EXCEPT RACHEL AND ROSS) MONICA: There's nothing to tell! You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! Friends Scripts. (CUT TO THE GANG AT MONICA + RACHEL'S, SITTING ROUND A TABLE. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!" I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't. Man, those two. RACHEL: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. MONICA: Rachel?! MONICA: How'd you pay for them? (sings) La-la-la-la...ohhh! What if I want to be a - a purse, you know? Stop cleansing my aura! A secret boyfriend, her dream car, and crying into Justin Bieber’s arms. Angela has cats. No, I gotta go home sometime. ROSS: He finally asked you out? FRANNIE: You had sex, didn't you? Season 1 Tracklist. (PAUL AND MONICA KISS. CHANDLER: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there. Okay (SHOWS PAUL IN) Two seconds. Lenny and Squiggy are here. CHANDLER: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked. Well, maybe I don't need your money. RACHEL: Barry, I'm sorry. RACHEL: Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. Lenny and Squiggy are here. (ROSS GESTURES HIS CONSENT) I'm outta here. MONICA: Who wasn't invited to the wedding. (ENTER MONICA FROM HER ROOM) So does he have a hump? (CUT TO RACHEL WATCHING 'JOANIE LOVES CHACHI') PAUL: Morning. PHOEBE+ROSS+CHANDLER+JOEY: Push her down the stairs! (CUT TO RACHEL STARING OUT OF HER WINDOW) It sucks. MONICA: Yeah, you can. Remember, I am looking to the produced version of the pilot. Phoebe helps Chandler break up with Janice. Joey: C’mon, you’re going out with the guy! © 2021 Vox Media, LLC. That's why I was getting married. JOEY: I will not take this abuse. ROSS: You know what the scariest part is? anuluj. You're going out with the guy. (SHE IS PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. JOEY AND CHANDLER TASTE THE COFFEE, GRIMACE, AND POUR IT INTO A PLANT POT) Although actually I'm really not that hungry... MONICA: Oh good. You're hurting. Beneath the family-sitcom trappings, the series is wed to a legacy of superhero stories that will do anything to end marital bliss. Just try to think of nice calm things... You can't live off your parents your whole life. (TO MONICA). Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here - but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? (EXIT MONICA) Oh no, don't hate. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and - I cannot feel my legs. Have some hormones! PAUL: (OVER INTERCOM) It's, uh, it's Paul. Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering "Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?" ALL PRESENT EXCEPT RACHEL AND ROSS) Monica: There’s nothing to tell! JOEY: Never had that dream. MONICA: Oh really? Thank you so much. RACHEL: I'm gonna go get one of those job things. I mean, do you want me to stay? JOEY: Come on! I was fourteen. Następne wideo. I also add a few BONUS scripts. Did you talk to Barry? MONICA: (FROM HER ROOM) Shut up, Joey! MONICA: Well, it's like that. CHANDLER: Hi, Paul, was it? Paul, this is... (THEY ARE ALL LINED UP NEXT TO THE DOOR) everybody. ROSS, MONICA, JOEY, & PHOEBE: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... (SHE CUTS A CARD) (CUT TO ROSS'S APARTMENT) I-I said you had a- I just - I just wanna be married again! JOEY: You got screwed. SCENE 6: IRIDIUM (JUST MONICA, WORKING) Hi! MONICA: Is it me? MONICA: Why?! RACHEL: Look Daddy, it's my life. Wait, I said maybe! It's not. JOEY: What, like there's a rule or something? (THE OTHERS STARE AT HIM) Did I say that out loud? (CUT TO MONICA AND PAUL EATING IN A RESTAURANT) MONICA: Oh my God! And I ju-- (STOPS TALKING; DIALS A NUMBER ON THE PHONE) Hi, machine cut me off again. (ROSS LOOKS AT CHANDLER) I don't think that was my point! MONICA: So you want to tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. Here we present sixty-five produced pilot scripts that you can use as roadmaps to creating your own series opener. I'm in Las Vegas. (ENTER RACHEL IN A WET WEDDING DRESS. Everybody, this is Paul. He's just some guy I work with! ROSS: Sorry. The Pilot Lyrics. MONICA: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. And-- not that I have any idea of who "me" is right now, but you just have to give me a chance to-- (STOPS TALKING; DIALS A NUMBER ON THE PHONE) Push her down the stairs! (TO FRIENDS) Sorry. MONICA: Okay, everybody relax. What, you wanna spell it out with noodles? (SHE MASSAGES THEM) ROSS: You can see where he'd have trouble. A wrong number? Friends (TV) Released 1994. RACHEL: Sure! I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother. He's just some guy I work with! ROSS: No I don't. (MONICA LOOKS INTO APARTMENT. CHANDLER: Stay out of my freezer! Be murky. ROSS, MONICA, JOEY, PHOEBE, & CHANDLER CHEER) CHANDLER: (DEADPAN) Yes, and we're very excited about it. "The Pilot", also known as "The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate", "The First One" and "The One Where It All Began", is the pilot episode and series premiere of the American television sitcom Friends. (MONICA AND PAUL WALK TO THE DOOR AND TALK IN A LOW VOICE SO THE OTHERS CAN'T HEAR. (CHANDLER HITS SHELF WITH HAMMER AND IT FALLS APART; CHANDLER, JOEY, AND ROSS GIVE UPSET FACES) Cherry Vanilla. Two fires, only one of which can be put out. (Series, TV Pilot) - A group of friends take the law into their own hands, but find their search for justice is a case of the blind leading the blind. Download Version Download 29 File Size 0.00 KB File Count 1 Create Date June 13, 2017 Last Updated June 13, 2017 Friends- Pilot CHANDLER: Oh my God. She opens her own restaurant. RACHEL: Yeah, maybe... See, that's how we buy stuff. RACHEL: Uh, credit card. ROSS: That only took me an hour. MONICA: What? PHOEBE: What does that mean? MONICA: Welcome to the real world! MONICA: I had a really great time last night. I'm glad you smashed her watch! RACHEL: Wow! Just look at these character descriptions: See the rest of our Friends Countdown (and get something really special every day) right here. I was laughed out of twelve interviews today. MONICA: So, how you doing today? MONICA: That's Paul's watch. Already a subscriber? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. I'm only 26 and I'm divorced! JOEY: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! RACHEL: Sorry - PHOEBE: (SINGS) I can't believe what I'm hearing here... MONICA: Oh my God! He's just some guy I work with! Really, everyone. SHE STARTS TO SEARCH AROUND THE ROOM) RACHEL: Isn't this amazing? (CHANDLER MOVES PLANT POT CLOSER TO HIM) You don't want to put that out in the universe. ROSS: No! SCENE 1: CENTRAL PERK. And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. series. JOEY: Strip joint! (ALL PRESENT EXCEPT RACHEL AND ROSS). The Friends Pilot is called ‘The One Where Monica Gets A Room-mate’. It's not me. Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work. ROSS: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny. JOEY: You should both know that he's a dead man. Pilot Scripts Writing a pilot is one of the toughest things a TV scribe can do. EPISODE 1 Monica Gets a New Roomate (The Pilot) SCENE 1: CENTRAL PERK. It's Julie. Relax. (EXIT ROSS) It appears your Web browser is not configured to display PDF files. CHANDLER: And I just want a million dollars! PAUL: Ooh! JOEY: And you never knew she was a lesbian... MONICA: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it. RACHEL: Oh wow. Top 10 Most Wanted TV Pilot Scripts. MONICA: We'll talk later. RACHEL: (TO ROSS) You gonna crash on the couch? JOEY: Right, thanks. It is revealed that his ex-wife, Carol, has moved her things out of their apartment, due to the fact that she is a lesbian. RACHEL: I know that. MONICA: Yes! ROSS: Okay, sure. CHANDLER, RACHEL AND JOEY MOVE THE TABLE) Thank you. PHOEBE: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. ROSS: So Rachel, what are you, uh... what're you up to tonight? Does he sell it, drink it, or he just complains a lot? Wypróbuj konto premium przez 14 dni za darmo! Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear? So that hysterical phone call I got from a woman sobbing at 3 AM, "I'll never have grandchildren. FRANNIE: Oh, I hate you. MONICA: Wow! (ENTER PAUL FROM MONICA'S ROOM) This is not even a date. ROSS: Good night. Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica. THEY CHEER) You know? What if I want to be a - a purse, you know? MONICA: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, you know? Thank you. MONICA: You know Paul? (EXIT CHANDLER) MONICA GETS IT; IT'S PAUL). PHOEBE: You're welcome. No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha - It's a metaphor, Daddy! (THEY BOTH REACH FOR THE LAST COOKIE) Oh, no -, ROSS: I just grabbed a spoon. ROSS: A-wandering? RACHEL: I'm all better now. You wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit you. Przyjaciele-Friends sezon 1 odcinek 1. There's gotta be something wrong with him! SHE STARTS TO SEARCH AROUND THE ROOM), CHANDLER: And I just want a million dollars! Welcome back! ROSS: I don't want to be single, okay? ROSS: I don't want to be single, okay? Yeah, I do. RACHEL: I knew. RACHEL: Oh... see... but Joanie loved Chachi! (ROSS GIVES HAND GESTURES SHOWING HIS APPROVAL) Dec 2, 2014 - Day 1: Did you know that Rachel's original last name was Robbins? * Alex Inc. Alex, who is in his mid-30s with a wife and two kids, makes the crazy decision to quit his good job and dive into the brave new world of starting a business. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!" JOEY: Strip joint! MONICA, RACHEL AND ROSS HAVE JUST FINISHED WATCHING A FILM) (CHANDLER AND JOEY GET UP) You, however, have had the love of a woman for four years. Okay. Okay, Las Vegas-- Oh Chandler...? Go ahead. JOEY: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help? Okay?! 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent. No, just leave my aura alone, okay? SCENE 2: MONICA'S APARTMENT (ALL PRESENT AND WATCHING A SPANISH SOAP ON TV) Why does everyone keep fixating on that? PHOEBE: What does that mean? (EXTENDS HIS HAND HOPEFULLY). MONICA: Are you okay, sweetie? Or a- or a hat?" (THEY BOTH REACH FOR THE LAST COOKIE) Oh, no - This is the best thing that ever happened to you! I am so sorry... 104 - The One With George Stephanoloulos. Pushes forward in her career. All of my life, everyone has always told me, "You're a shoe! JOEY: Come on! PAUL: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh... PHOEBE: Wait, does he eat chalk? (LOOKS TO CHANDLER) Oh boy. ROSS: (MORTIFIED) Hi. MONICA: You're going to be okay? This is an intriguing look at the archetype, because it sets forward her main theme for the show. (A PAUSE) MONICA: Oh wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio. JOEY: Done with the bookcase! CHANDLER: I would have to say that is an L-shaped bracket. With Phoebe as his manager, the cast reunites among a menagerie of Phoebe’s oddball clients. MONICA: Change! JOEY: (SITTING BESIDE HER) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. ROSS: You did! Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture. MONICA: Being spit on is probably not what you need right now. ROSS HAS NOW ENTERED) PAUL: It's okay... (CUT TO ROSS'S APARTMENT) (ALL PRESENT EXCEPT RACHEL AND ROSS) CHANDLER: Oh my God. (THEY SPLIT IT) You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you. You're going out with the guy. CHANDLER: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. ROSS: Hi. MONICA: (EXPLAINING TO THE OTHERS) Carol moved her stuff out today. PHOEBE: Oh, was I doing it again? Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering "Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?" She always drank it out of the can, I should have known. CHANDLER: Oh, you must - stop! Oglądaj legalnie i w najlepszej jakości. RACHEL: Look Daddy, it's my life. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? ROSS, MONICA, JOEY, PHOEBE: Cut, cut, cut, cut-- We provide an autograph key card (A6 paper size) RACHEL: Oh, yeah. RACHEL: Okay. RACHEL: I'm just serving it. but her central flaw is where we get this riff on the archetypes. JOEY: You wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit you. 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End. RACHEL: Do you want a wedding dress? PHOEBE: No. Did you sleep okay? ROSS: (CHOKED VOICE) That'd be good... SCENE 2: MONICA'S APARTMENT (ALL PRESENT AND WATCHING A SPANISH SOAP ON TV). (CUT TO RACHEL STARING OUT OF HER WINDOW). Be nice. THE OTHERS SHUNT MONICA'S TABLE CLOSER TO TO THE DOOR SO THEY CAN), If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference. ROSS: You know, here's the thing. CHANDLER: Yes, please don't spoil all this fun. ROSS: (SCORNFUL) Grab a spoon. The Julien Baker Reading Guide to Her New Album, Rose Leslie Will Get All Timey-Wimey in HBO’s. Friends-Pilot. JOEY: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. Paul! Every major beat is hit, despite the fact that the pacing is a little poor. CHANDLER: (RE TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants. Behold the pilot script for Friends, where Rachel was “Rachel Robbins,” Phoebe was more into busking, Monica was a little more cynical, Joey was kind of mean, and the show was called Friends Like Us. (A MOMENT OF SILENCE AS RACHEL SITS; THE OTHERS EXPECT HER TO EXPLAIN) And he's away a lot. JOEY: Alright Ross, look. ROSS: The word you're looking for is "Anyway..." I'm sorry. Potato Head. CHANDLER: I have - no idea. how much Barry looks like Mr. La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her somechange and to that guy) Thank you. Noname Drops Radical New Song ‘RAINFOREST’, The HFPA Says It ‘Will Immediately Work’ to Bring in Black Members. Season 1. RACHEL: No, no no I'm not ready. Would I have seen you in anything? JOEY: I doubt it. JOEY: Great story. Hey! JOEY: Morning, Paul. (THE DOOR BUZZER SOUNDS. ROSS: Mmm. CHANDLER: Tuna or egg salad? Oh! She is so bad at dating, at taking charge in that aspect, that Monica needs her friends to help balance her out. I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are! ALL: Morning. It was written by the show's creators David Crane and Marta Kauffman, and directed by James Burrows. All of my life, everyone has always told me, "You're a shoe! You're gonna love it! PAUL: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. MONICA: (TO PHOEBE) Would you stop? RACHEL: You know, I figured if I can make coffee, there isn't anything that I can't do. CHANDLER: Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas. Mostly regional work. CHANDLER, MONICA, AND JOEY: Yeah. 106 - The One With The Butt. Hardly used. What the hell do you do on a real date? Oh yeah, I know Paul. RACHEL: Oh, wish me luck! MONICA: Rachel, that was a library card. But beyond the superficial differences, you really do get a glimpse of the show Friends would eventually become, particularly in the more gentle moments between Ross and Rachel. Good morning. PAUL: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kind of revelation. (A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. Hi! CHANDLER: You're right, I'm sorry. CHANDLER: It's a beautiful thing. Come on, I can't do this. JOEY: Shut up! There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Rounding up our favorite funny videos of the month. MONICA: Welcome to the real world! I know you can. CREDITS SCENE: CENTRAL PERK Why? It's not. You can do anything. CHANDLER: Oh, God. Thanks to Eric Aasen for the scripts. RACHEL: Oh God. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth. 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate. ROSS: I told Mom and Dad last night. You ready? Maybe? Alright. Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee. (A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. RACHEL: No, you have it, really, I don't want it - I hate men! CHANDLER: Did you make it, or are you just serving it? (THE OTHERS STARE AT HIM) Did I say that out loud? Friends "pilot" Log Line: This Friends movie takes back up twenty years later with Joey winning the day time best actor award. Oh, so you wanted answers? CHANDLER: Finally, I figure, I better answer it. It isn't, it's about me. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Paul, this is... (THEY ARE ALL LINED UP NEXT TO THE DOOR) everybody. ROSS: Yeah. Now I don't know what to do. MONICA: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. MONICA: How do you do that? The very first episode in the entire F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Goodnight, everybody. MONICA: (HORRIFIED) Really? Is this really necessary? It's Paul the Wine Guy! I just - I just wanna be married again! RACHEL: I did. MONICA: Maybe. CHANDLER: Andrea's the screamer. I'm Liza Minnelli -, The One With the East German Laundry Detergent. JOEY: What are you talking about? MONICA: What for? PHOEBE: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to. I take credit for Paul. Anyway, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me. Your "not a real date" tonight is with Paul the wine guy? (CUT TO THE RESTAURANT) But your love, oh your love, your love... is like a giant pigeon... crapping on my heart. RACHEL: Oh God, please, no, go, that'd be fine! MONICA: Hey, Frannie. 10.3K 3. Monica's brother Ross soon arrives at the coffeehouse, looking miserable. MONICA: (PAUSE)...Yeah. ROSS: "Paul the wine guy" Paul? History Talk (0) Comments Share. CHANDLER: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Do the words "Billy, don't be a hero" mean anything to you? 27.3K 2. she has everything anyone would want in the world. Directed by James Burrows. RACHEL: Well, you would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off! MONICA: Rach, wait, I can cancel... JOEY: You got screwed. ROSS: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck... ROSS: I'll be fine, alright? MONICA: I think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves here. And it turns out it's my mother, which is very very weird, because - she never calls me. PAUL: No, I'm telling you. Wait! (EXTENDS HIS HAND HOPEFULLY) THEY CHEER). ROSS: There's an image. (TO MONICA) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city. With that being said, it’s no easy task writing a pilot, so let’s look at how The Office script does it well by establishing the inciting incident. Monica is clearly the strongest willed person on the series. (TO ROSS) Let me get you some coffee. PAUL: Yeah. CHANDLER: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. I'm Liza Minnelli -. this gravy boat. Oh man! MONICA: Oh good. The comedian is reportedly “doing well” and will continue his sobriety work at an outpatient facility. MONICA: They weren't looking at you before? MONICA: What? La la la la la la la la (MAN DROPS CHANGE INTO PHOEBE'S GUITAR CASE) Thank you! (CUT TO RACHEL IN MONICA'S APARTMENT, TALKING ON THE PHONE AND PACING) MONICA GETS IT; IT'S PAUL) ROSS: Okay... okay, maybe I will... ROSS: (CLUTCHING A BEER CAN AND SNIFFING) This was Carol's favorite beer. Do the words "Billy, don't be a hero" mean anything to you? An appreciation of death in the time of quarantine. CHANDLER: That's right. PAUL: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date? Buzz him in! Angela-- Andrea. ROSS: Cut-- JOEY: Congratulations. There's lots of flavors out there. You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Pop Smoke’s New Song ‘AP’ Drops Ahead of His Posthumous Film Debut, Shelley, the Artist Formerly Known As DRAM, Returns With New Song ‘Exposure’, “I took some time to focus on my health, voice, and growth; focus on me.”, Olivia Rodrigo Won’t Let Her Producer Watch, Rachael Kirkconnell Says ‘Please Stop’ Defending Her Racist Past in a New Video. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. (STARTS TO PLUCK AT THE AIR JUST IN FRONT OF ROSS). MONICA: I just thought he was nice, you know? You're going to start with that stuff, we're out of here. Come on, you're single! Push her down the stairs! MONICA: Okay, everybody relax. PHOEBE: (SINGING AND PLAYING GUITAR) Love is sweet as summer's showers, love is a wondrous work of art. That's the difference! No worries, just click here to download the PDF file. It sucks. RACHEL: They're my new "I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots" boots! (ENTER RACHEL IN A WET WEDDING DRESS. RACHEL: Good night. Is a conspiracy story really what fans of, Nick Jonas Is Not Into Bowen Yang and Ego Nwodim’s New Single in the. How did you get through it? And you thought your relationship was hard? And date… CHANDLER: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there. Joey tricks Monica into going on a double date. JOEY: That wasn't a real date?! CHANDLER: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. 103 - The One With The Thumb. CHANDLER: All finished! And then today, I just stopped and I said, "What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if there's only one woman for everybody? RACHEL: So, like, you guys all have jobs? MONICA, ROSS, CHANDLER, JOEY: Yes! JOEY: Which goes where...? ROSS: (SCORNFUL) Grab a spoon. JOEY: I'm thinking we got a bookcase here. Each script is accompanied by an interview with its creator/writer. (SHE IS PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. ROSS: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than, "To get you into bed." Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. CHANDLER: All of the sudden, the phone starts to ring. ON THE TABLE ARE RACHEL'S CREDIT CARDS AND A PAIR OF SCISSORS) MONICA: That's right. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside Port Authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. CHANDLER: Oh, God. Four years - of closeness and sharing, at the end of which she ripped your heart out and that is why we don't do it! JOEY: I say push her down the stairs. PILOT EPISODE OF FRIENDS Here you can read the pilot episode script, Check it out!!
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